Did Naya Rivera just get revenge-married??
All the wedding details: Naya Rivera’s Wedding — Quickie Marriage has Ex-Fiance, Big Sean, Written All Over It
The problem is that the vibe in the room changes as the night progresses. As the night gets longer, there are more and more audience members who have not won an award. Their high hopes have disappeared. For every winner, there are at least four or five who won’t win. It gets chilly.
How to Write Jokes for the Academy Awards: Vulture excerpts Mike Sacks’s interview with Bruce Vilanch, from Mike’s new book Poking a Dead Frog: Conversations with Today’s Top Comedy Writers. I’m reading the book now and it’s great for any comedy writer. The paragraph above continues:
The audience is not really paying attention. At this point, you’re getting down to the big awards; its been a long day. The audience would like to get out of there and start drinking—those who aren’t already potted, that is. So, by the end, the audience is not really paying close attention. Also, there are a hefty amount of seat fillers, because have children, have to relieve the babysitters, they get bored, they just leave. Say, for an example, there are ten supporting actor nominees and those categories are given early. Those ten faces will be gone, generally, by the middle to the end of the show. And they’ll be replaced by secretaries from Paramount who might not be too keen to laugh.(via slacktory)
This happened at Test Kitchen HQ today!
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